ME:Why are you posting your resume on craigslist instead of sending it to the post
CL:Im looking for a job bartending hopefully poeple will seek me out
ME:Perfect Im looking for a bartneder send me your resume and pic
CL:Hello Booby, here is a picture and my resume for you.. Thanks
ME:Put your resume in the body of the email not attached
CL:For some reason its not letting me do that.. its asking me for a product key when i copy it. Is there any way you can view it by a computer??
CL:Nevermind Im retarded duh!!!
ME:My brothers mentally challenged I would prefer that you not use that word.
CL: Im so so so sorry I didnt know I hope it didnt hurt my chances.
ME:I looked at your resume you have absoultly no experince in the industry whats so ever. Im sorry
CL:Can I have a chance? I can tell you anything about liquor and beer.. To get my license it was hands on.. I have experience with customer service..
ME: I guarantee you bar school didn’t cover what you need to know even to work at maybe a chilli if your lucky also why did you photoshopped picture.
CL:It’s fine.. Sorry I learned 200 drinks.. Thank you for your time.. By the way it’s not photoshopped sweetie I do look like this thank you anyway good day
CL:Your just mad cuz your wife dnt look as good as me..lmfao.. Dnt email back
CL:I didnt want your stupid as$ job anyways.
ME:OMG I just pissed my pants laughing!!! You probally can’t pour a drink for shit but you pretty funny. Would you like to do open mic at my bar? Im pretty sure your bar school drop out tranny ass won’t get a job anytime soon at any bar no matter what, no I’ll guarantee it. So would you like to tell some jokes about how you think your hot?
CL:Fuk you I look good bitche your just a hatter
ME:Good luck with trying to get a job you obviously have no people skills or industry skills
CL:I do look good